When I was a kid :)
When I was a kid “Getting high” meant “On a swing”,
When I was a kid “Drinking” meant “Rasna”,
When I was a kid “Dad” was the only “Hero”,
When I was a kid “Love” was “Mom’s hug”,
When I was a kid “Dad’s shoulder” was the highest place on earth”,,
When I was a kid the only thing That could “Hurt” were “Bleeding knees”,
When I was a kid the only things “Broken” were “Toys”,
When I was a kid “Goodbyes” only meant “Till tomorrow”
When I was a kid trying not to color outside the lines was my biggest problem.
When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them.
I remember when i was a kid i used to go on the computer just to paint.
When i was a kid apple and blackberry were just a fruit
Funny :)
Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie, I suddenly forget every movie ever made.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
The One Who Laughs Last Is The Slowest. The One Who Laughs First Has The Dirtiest Mind.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Making unnecessary sounds when you are bored.
I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.
Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
The One Who Laughs Last Is The Slowest. The One Who Laughs First Has The Dirtiest Mind.
Open
Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guys.
I
Keep Seeing All These Summer Bucket Lists With All This Exciting Stuff. Meanwhile,
Mine Is Just Like, Find A Shortcut To The Fridge.
If
My Mom Can't Find It, Nobody Can Find It.
Best
Gamer Pick Up Line: "You Turn My Software Into Hardware."
Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake.
I
Saw A Sign That Almost Made Me Piss Myself. It Said, "Bathrooms Closed!"
I
Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And
The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
Do
You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Once
Upon A Time I Smashed My Face Into My Keyboard And Accidentally Wrote The 5th Twilight
Book.
Imagine
Having A Teacher Named Alejandro, And Whenever He Calls On You, Just Be Like,
"Don't Call My Name, Don't Call My Name, Alejandro."
F.E.A.R
= Face Everything And Recover Or Forget Everything And Run!
I'm
A Type Of Person Who Laughs At A Joke 3 Times. 1st When It's Told, 2nd When
It's Explained To Me, And 3rd When I Finally Get It!
You
Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't
Find Something? Mom!
I
Hate It When I Have So Many Tabs Open, And One Of Them Starts Playing A Talking
Ad That I Can't Find It.
I
Like Your Makeup. Just Kidding. It Looks Like You Got Gangbanged By Crayola.
THE
BIGGEST LIE EVER TOLD; Was When The Doctor Walked In To Mrs. Bieber's Hospital
Room And Said, "Congratulations, It's A Boy"
Dear
Optimist, Pessimist, And Realist. While You Guys Were Arguing About The Cup Of
Water. I Drank It. - The Opportunist
3
Things That Should Never Be Broken; (1) A Heart (2) A Promise And (3) A Condom :D
:D
There
Is Only 1 Perfect Wife In The World. .Every Husband Thinks The Neighbor Has
Her!!
If
You Agree With A Woman When She's Wrong, Congratulations On Being Right And
Wrong At The Same Time
My
Girlfriend Asked Me For Another Word For Incorrect. Of Course, My Answer Was
Wrong :P
I
Think That Every Horoscope Should Read Like This: "Your Day Is Already A
Failure...You Rely On Horoscopes
So
We Can Send Men To The Moon, But We Can't Get A Button That Let's Us Edit A
Typo On A Post After Its Been Sent O.O
Why
Do Women Close Their Eyes During Sex? They Can't Stand Seeing A Man Have A Good
Time!
Why
Must The Phrase, "It Is None Of My Business" Always Be Followed By,
"But"?
Pretending
To Think Hard... When Your Teacher Is Looking At You.
Sex
Without Protection Is Magic. Why? Because The Baby Appears, And The Father
Disappears.
They
Say When U Marry Someone, You Are Also Marrying Their Family. That's What I Told
My Wife When She Caught Me In Bed With Her Sister :P
If
You Can't Change "A" Girl, Don't Worry Just Change "THE" Girl.
:P
I
Am Not SINGLE, I Am ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED :D
The
Secrets Of Happy Marriage: Tools,Internet Options,Clear History,Delete Files.
What
Is The Similarity Between Wifi & Wife ? Neighbors Have An Eye On Both Of
Them!!
Do
I Look Like A CALENDAR?........ Coz Everyone Ask Me For A DATE!
My
Plan Is Forgive And Forget, Forgive Myself For Being Stupid And Forget You Ever
Existed
Best
Example Of Business Faliure -----------A Pregnant Prostitute..
Girls
Are Always Misunderstood By Boys....Because Of Their Makeup :D
21 Very Important Things To Remember! :)
1. No One Can Ruin Your Day Without YOUR Permission.
2. Most People Will Be About As Happy, As They Decide To Be
3. Others Can Stop You Temporarily, But Only You Can Do It Permanently.
4. Whatever You Are Willing To Put Up With, Is Exactly What You Will Have.
5. Success Stops When You Do.
6. When Your Ship Comes In.... Make Sure You Are Willing To Unload It.
7. You Will Never Have It All Together.
8. Life Is A Journey...Not A Destination. Enjoy The Trip!
9. The Biggest Lie On The Planet When I Get What I Want I Will Be Happy.
10. The Best Way To Escape Your Problem Is To Solve It.
11. I've Learned That Ultimately , 'Takers' Lose And 'Givers' Win.
12. Life's Precious Moments Don't Have Value, Unless They Are Shared.
13. If You Don't Start, It's Certain You Won't Arrive.
14. We Often Fear The Thing We Want The Most.
15. He Or She Who Laughs......Lasts.
2. Most People Will Be About As Happy, As They Decide To Be
3. Others Can Stop You Temporarily, But Only You Can Do It Permanently.
4. Whatever You Are Willing To Put Up With, Is Exactly What You Will Have.
5. Success Stops When You Do.
6. When Your Ship Comes In.... Make Sure You Are Willing To Unload It.
7. You Will Never Have It All Together.
8. Life Is A Journey...Not A Destination. Enjoy The Trip!
9. The Biggest Lie On The Planet When I Get What I Want I Will Be Happy.
10. The Best Way To Escape Your Problem Is To Solve It.
11. I've Learned That Ultimately , 'Takers' Lose And 'Givers' Win.
12. Life's Precious Moments Don't Have Value, Unless They Are Shared.
13. If You Don't Start, It's Certain You Won't Arrive.
14. We Often Fear The Thing We Want The Most.
15. He Or She Who Laughs......Lasts.
16. Yesterday Was The Deadline For All Complaints.
17. Look For Opportunities.. Not Guarantees.
18. Life Is What's Coming....Not What Was.
19. Success Is Getting Up One More Time
20. Now Is The Most Interesting Time Of All.
21. When Things Go Wrong.....Don't Go With Them.
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