Eleven Hints for Life :)

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.

I've learned :)

I've learned that we don't have to change friends,If we understand that friends change.

I've learned that something that you do in an instant, can give you heartache for life.

I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words, it may be that last time you see them.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I've learned that either you control your attitude, or it controls you.

I've learned that my best friend and I , can do anything or nothing and still have a good time.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you are down, will be the one who helps you get up.

I've learned that sometimes when i am angry i have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them too, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

I've learned that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you learned from them, and less to do with how many years you have lived.

I've learned that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others, but sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I've learned that just because two people argue, doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.

I've learned that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret, it may change you life forever.

Funny :)

Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie, I suddenly forget every movie ever made.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours. 

Making unnecessary sounds when you are bored. 

I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond. 

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

The One Who Laughs Last Is The Slowest. The One Who Laughs First Has The Dirtiest Mind.

Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guys.

I Keep Seeing All These Summer Bucket Lists With All This Exciting Stuff. Meanwhile, Mine Is Just Like, Find A Shortcut To The Fridge.

If My Mom Can't Find It, Nobody Can Find It.

Best Gamer Pick Up Line: "You Turn My Software Into Hardware."

Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake.

I Saw A Sign That Almost Made Me Piss Myself. It Said, "Bathrooms Closed!"

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Once Upon A Time I Smashed My Face Into My Keyboard And Accidentally Wrote The 5th Twilight Book.

Imagine Having A Teacher Named Alejandro, And Whenever He Calls On You, Just Be Like, "Don't Call My Name, Don't Call My Name, Alejandro."

F.E.A.R = Face Everything And Recover Or Forget Everything And Run!

I'm A Type Of Person Who Laughs At A Joke 3 Times. 1st When It's Told, 2nd When It's Explained To Me, And 3rd When I Finally Get It!

You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!

I Hate It When I Have So Many Tabs Open, And One Of Them Starts Playing A Talking Ad That I Can't Find It.

I Like Your Makeup. Just Kidding. It Looks Like You Got Gangbanged By Crayola.

THE BIGGEST LIE EVER TOLD; Was When The Doctor Walked In To Mrs. Bieber's Hospital Room And Said, "Congratulations, It's A Boy"

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, And Realist. While You Guys Were Arguing About The Cup Of Water. I Drank It. - The Opportunist

3 Things That Should Never Be Broken; (1) A Heart (2) A Promise And (3) A Condom :D :D

There Is Only 1 Perfect Wife In The World. .Every Husband Thinks The Neighbor Has Her!!

If You Agree With A Woman When She's Wrong, Congratulations On Being Right And Wrong At The Same Time

My Girlfriend Asked Me For Another Word For Incorrect. Of Course, My Answer Was Wrong :P

I Think That Every Horoscope Should Read Like This: "Your Day Is Already A Failure...You Rely On Horoscopes

So We Can Send Men To The Moon, But We Can't Get A Button That Let's Us Edit A Typo On A Post After Its Been Sent O.O

Why Do Women Close Their Eyes During Sex? They Can't Stand Seeing A Man Have A Good Time!

Why Must The Phrase, "It Is None Of My Business" Always Be Followed By, "But"?

Pretending To Think Hard... When Your Teacher Is Looking At You.

Sex Without Protection Is Magic. Why? Because The Baby Appears, And The Father Disappears.

They Say When U Marry Someone, You Are Also Marrying Their Family. That's What I Told My Wife When She Caught Me In Bed With Her Sister :P

If You Can't Change "A" Girl, Don't Worry Just Change "THE" Girl. :P

I Am Not SINGLE, I Am ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED :D

The Secrets Of Happy Marriage: Tools,Internet Options,Clear History,Delete Files.

What Is The Similarity Between Wifi & Wife ? Neighbors Have An Eye On Both Of Them!!

Do I Look Like A CALENDAR?........ Coz Everyone Ask Me For A DATE!

My Plan Is Forgive And Forget, Forgive Myself For Being Stupid And Forget You Ever Existed

Best Example Of Business Faliure -----------A Pregnant Prostitute..

Girls Are Always Misunderstood By Boys....Because Of Their Makeup :D

500 Reasons Why I Love You. Do U Need Anything Else :)

1. I Love The Way You Keep Your Cool Whenever I Do Stupid Things.
2. I Love The Fact That I've Met You During The Craziest Time Of My Life And You Changed It All In Just A Mili-Second.
3. You're So Adorable.
4. I Haven't Met Your Mom But I Know We'd Get Along JUST FINE.
5. You Memorized My Phone Number. I Don't Even Remember It.
6. Thank You For Being Stupid Enough To Not Leave Me When All I Do Is Hurt You.
7. I Love Your Smile…. I Seriously, Seriously Do.
8. I Know You Like It When I Sweet Talk. Ha!
9. Because You're Never Mad At Me.
10. The Tattoo? Rockin'!
11. The Way You Lose Your Accent When You Sing.
12. You're Cuddlesome.
13. You Make Me Worry.

14. You Make Me Jealous.
15. Because You Never Gave Up.
16. You're The First And Last Person I Think About.
17. You Keep Me Sane.
18. I Love Your Accent.
19. I Love Your Asian Accent, Haha If You Know What I Mean.
20. Your Lips Are Enough To Make Me Melt.
21. How You Listen To Me Talk Nonsense For Hours.
22. Made My Summer Unforgettable.
23. Sorry If I Told You "Tennis" Is Stupid. I Just Didn't Want You To Leave.
24. I Seriously Still Don't See Why You Liked Me.
25. Thank You For Waking Up 4 Or 5 In The Morning Just To Talk To Me. I'm So Sorry.
26. For Making Me Smile.
27. I Love How You'd Call Me Just To Say You Love Me.
28. You Never Played Games With Me.
29. I Like How A Hug From You Would Drown The Frustrations From A Bad Grade.
30. I'm Sorry I Have Corny Jokes.
31. I Know I'm Annoying But I Never Heard You Say It Even Though I'm Most Annoying To You.
32. I'd Go Vegetarian For You.
33. I Learnt That Vegetarians Are Stupid. (No Harm Meant. )
34. You Are Asian.
35. Love The Way You Say, "Baby".
36. Opposites Do Attract. Proven!
37. How You Correct My Spellings.
38. How You Correct My English.
39. How You Always Finish My Sentences.
40. The Way You Sing….. Mmhh, Can't Even Describe How Much It Makes My Heart Beat A Hundred Times Faster.
41. I Can't Go On A Day Without Talking To You.
42. Your Intelligence.
43. You're My First And Last.
44. It's Always Nice To Wake Up In The Morning Knowing I'll Get To Talk To You.
45. How You'd Give Me Kisses Whenever I Would Ask For One.
46. How You Love Adobo.
47. How You Think Filipinos Are Cool.
48. How You Think Filipinos Are Funny.
49. How I'm Your Favourite.
50. How You're Able To Get Me To Open Up.
51. How You're Able To Make Me Write All This.
52. I Can Be Myself Around You.
53. Because I Think You're Funny. XD
54. You Never Get Mad At Me When I'd Make Fun Of You.
55. You Care About What I Feel.
56. You Worry About Me
57. You'd Wait For Me.
58. I Love How I'm Actually Scared Of You. Is That Weird? Nevermind, It's Hard To Explain.
59. Nothing Else Matters When I'm With You.
60. You Don't Look For Attention.
61. You're Mature.
62. You're Funny In Your Own Little Way.
63. You're A Good Influence In Me.
64. We're Perfect Together.
65. You're Good For My Future Kids.
66. How You'd Actually Call Just To Ask How I Am After A Big Night. Really Sweet.
67. You're A Christian.
68. You're The Only Good Thing I Have.
69. When I Met You, I Hardly Ever Remember What Sad Feels Like.
70. Because You Play Guitar.
71. Because You Play The Keyboard.
72. Because You're Creative.
73. Because You Can Draw.
74. You're My Best Friend
75.I Owe Everything To You.
76. You Excite Me.
77. Because You Let Me Watch You Sleep.
78. Because You Let Me Watch You On Cam.
79. Because You Sing For Me.
80. Because You're Brave Enough To Tell Me That What I Do Is Stupid.
81. But Seriously, My Idea Of A Good Night Is Just You And Me.
82. You're Amazing.
83. I Can't Imagine My Life Without You.
84. I Can Stay Forever In Love With You.
85. I Will Not Regret Anything I Had With You.
86. I Can Tell You Anything.
87. You're Never Boring.
88. You're More Than Just A Pretty Face.
89. I Can Fight Against The World Just To Be With You.
90. You've Given Meaning To My Existence.
91. You're Honest.
92. You're Beautiful.
93. You Trust Me.
94. I Trust You.
95. You Spoil Me Too Much.
96. Miracle… You're A Miracle.
97. Because I Am Truly By Far The Luckiest Person In The World.
98. Your Innocence.
99. You Added Me Back On Facebook.
100. The Way You Were Able To Open Up To Me The Things You'd Like To Do Before You Die.

Its The Small Pains :)

Type In User Name. Notice Typo 1/10 Second After Hitting Enter.

Downloads New Songs For Road Trip Play List. Forgets To Sync Ipod To Computer.

Buying A New Dvd. Tons Of Unskippable Warnings And Previews.

Record Your Voice Just For The Hell Of It. Think: "I Really Sound That Bad?"

Buy New Sneakers. Don't Even Want To Wear Them Outside. They're In Perfect Condition.

Grab A Tissue To Sneeze.Don't Have To Sneeze Anymore.

Load The Toothbrush With Paste. Tilt Hand Slightly, Paste Plops Off Into Sink.

One Pillow Isn't Enough. Two Pillows Is Just Too Much.

Laptop Ran Out Of Battery.Had To Go Upstairs To Find The Charger.

Bought To Many Groceries At The Supermarket. Have To Make Two Trips To Get Them All Inside.

Filling Out A Job Application. I Have To Print.

Going To Ride Bicycle To The Gym. It Started Raining So Now Have To Drive Car.

Hotel Made Up For Delayed Check In With Chocolate Covered Strawberries. Have No Fridge. So Had To Eat Them.

Alone In My Office. Hear Something From Other Room.

Love :)

There is nothing more attractive than a girl with good taste in music 

I Can't Set My Hopes Too High. Because Every Hello Ends With A Goodbye.

Your Heart Is One Of Your Most Prized Possessions. So Be Careful Who You Give It To.

Love Is Like #Tsunami When It Comes Into Your Life, NO ONE KNOWS!

Loneliness Is A SPECIAL ENJOYMENT When Chosen By Our-self..!! But Hard To Digest When Gifted By Others...

When U Get Attracted To Sum1. U Will Realize What Is Love.. When That Sum1 Starts Avoiding U.. U Will Realize What Is Life.

I Know I Am MAD For Her But Dont Know Why Am Not MADE For Her    

 

Life Is Beautiful When U Have Someone Who Tells U How Important U Are ♥

 

Every Rain Drop Would Be One Of Ur Smile.I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out.
So, That.There's No Space For Tears Your Life.

 

Loving Someone And Not Expressing It Is Like Wrapping A Present And Not Giving It

 

It’s Stupid To Hold To On To Something That Just Keeps Hurting You, But It’s Also Stupid To Let Go Of Everything You Ever Wanted.

 

There Are Those Times When You Are Not Looking For Love, But Then The Most Amazing Person Comes Into Your Life. 

 

Don't Fall For The One You Love, Fall For The One That Loves You...Because You Can Always Learn To Love, But You Can Never Make Someone Love You. =((

 

The More You Hide Your Feelings For Someone, The More You Fall For Them.

 

I Don't Know Where I Stand With U, I Don't Know What I Mean To U, All I Know Is Every Time I Think Of U, All I Wanna Do Is Be With You.

 

It’s Hard To Pretend You Love Someone When You Don’t, But It’s Even Harder To Pretend You Don’t Love Someone When You Do. 

 

The Scariest Thing About Distance Is That You Don't Know Whether The Person Misses You Or Has Forgotten You.

 

The Hardest Things To Leave Behind Are The Things You Never Had In The First Place.

Do You Know How It Feels To Be Ignored? It Fucking Hurts

 If You Have A Chance To Love, Then Do It. Remember: "Love Makes Time Pass, But Too Much Time Will Let Love Pass!"

There Are Five Words That Mean More Than I Love You And Those Words Are "I'm Here To Stay Forever"

When Two People Are Meant For Each Other, No Time Is Too Long, No Distance Is Too Far, And No One Can Ever Tear Them Apart.

Never Pass A Chance To Say "I Love You," To The People You Care About Because We Aren't Promised Tomorrow.

I Won't Be Your Star. Cause There'r Too Much Stars On The Sky. I Want To Be Your Sun. Cause There's Only One Sun <3

Love With All Your Heart, No Matter How Many Times It Has Or Will Be Broken Because When You're Not Really Loving, You're Not Really Living.

Love Brings People Together But Trust Keeps Them Together!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Nothing In This Crazy World - Could Keep Me From Loving You!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Dont Cast Me Away Because I Love You.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, What I Feel In My Heart Is Wonderful And New.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, You've Made All My Dreams Come True!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Life Would Be Hell If I Didn't Have You.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Don't Always Smell Good, But I Still Love You.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Telling You I Love You So What Are You Gonna Do?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet And So Are You!

Roses Are Re, Violets Are Blue I’ll Save My Last Dance Only To Dance With You.

No One Can Love Intelligently 'Cause The Nature Of True Love Is Madness. :)

Love Is Not Something We Find, Love Is Something We DO!

The Nicest Place To Be In Is Someone's Thoughts.

Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥ 

You Must Be A Good Runner Because You Are Always Running In My Mind, You Must Be A Good Thief Because You Have Stolen My Heart, And I Am Always A Bad Shooter Because I Miss You Always...

How Do I Spell S_Ccess & _Niq_E Without U? I Cant Even Have F_N, Or Any Good L_Ck. Without U, Looks Like I Cant S_Rvive.

You Have Two Lips, I Have Two Lips. Why Don't We Put Two And Two Together?'

Can You Recommend A Good Bank Where I Can Make A Deposit? Because I’m Planning To Save All My Love For You.

If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet I Would Put U And I Together.

Babe, Your Beauty Makes The Morning Sun Look Like The Dull Glimmer Of The Moon.

You Are Hotter Than The Sun, Brighter Than The Moon And Have More Sparkling Than The Stars. What Else Do You Want?

CUTEST PROPOSAL By A Boy ? Boy: Can U Plz Close Ur Eyes For A Moment? Girl: Ok,Done Boy: Thanx,What A Darkness Isn't It? Girl: Yeah Boy: That Is My Life Without U.?

There's 6,697,254,041 People In The World But I Want You

I Always Think Of You Before I Fall Asleep. The Words You Said. The Things We Laughed About, The Silent Moments We Shared.

The Greatest Symbol Of Love Is Not The Heart. It Is The Cross Because The Heart Stops Beating But The Man On The Cross Never Stops Loving.

I Don't Know What Happened. One Moment, You Were Just Another Girl I Only Knew The Name Of; The Next, You Were The Girl That I Fell Hard For.

It's Strange How Love Can Be The Happiest Thing Ever, But Can Cause You The Most Pain.. Yet, Everyone’s Searching For It.

The Worst Feeling About Being In Love, Is Sitting Back To Back With The Person You Love; And Not Even Being Able To Say 'Hello'.

You Know What I Want More Than Anything In The World Right Now? To Talk To You, To Be With You, This Very Instant.

Whenever I Try To NOT Think Of You; You're The Only Person Who Stays In My Mind, No Matter What I Do.

Maybe I Could Have Loved You Better. Maybe You Should Have Loved Me More. Maybe Our Hearts Were Just Next In Line.

Your Worst Battle Is Between What You Know And What You Feel.

You Make Me Laugh At Things That Aren't Funny. You Make Me Smile Without Actually Being Here. You Make My Stomach Flip By A Text.

  

Love That We Cannot Have Is The One That Last The Longest, Hurts The Deepest And Feels The Strongest.

Never Stop Loving Someone Because You Never Know When They Might Start Loving You Back.

My Feelings For You Are Like A Boomerang. Whenever I Try To Get Rid Of It By Throwing It All Away, It Constantly Finds A Way To Get Back.

Just Because Someone Doesn't Love You The Way You Want Them To, Doesn't Mean They Don't Love You With All They Have.

No One Ever Gets Tired Of Loving… But Everyone Gets Tired Of Waiting, Assuming, Hearing Promises, Saying Sorry, And All The Hurting.

Love Is A Feeling, Not A Decision. You Can't Choose Who You Love. If You Could, It Would Be Much Simpler, But Less Magical.

The Right Way To Kiss A Girl, Push Her Up Against A Wall, Hold Her Arms Above Her Head And Kiss Her Like You Mean It!♥

Love Me Without Fear, Trust Me Without Questioning, Need Me Without Demanding, Want Me Without Restrictions, And Accept Me Without Change.

A Pretty Girl Is Nothing, If She Has An Ugly Heart.

Law Of Love: The More LOVE You Give, The More PAIN You'll Get.

  

LOVE = Lesson Of Various Emotions.